putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

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your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

mytardishaswings:

hungryhungryhiddles:

tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

I WOULD DIE

I would rule. 

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jacobshutup:

who gave bugs the right

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we-are-the-fallen-ones:

modern-requiem:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I want to make one but how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzVIXO7zh8this is how. fast forward to 2:50

we-are-the-fallen-ones:

modern-requiem:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I want to make one but how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtzVIXO7zh8
this is how. fast forward to 2:50

(via spitfirerantdragon)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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dw:

me after i shave

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via the-ketchup)

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

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lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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