skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

(via ayyyebrows)

setfreeyourswarm:

Shonda being lovely pt 2

setfreeyourswarm:

Shonda being lovely pt 2

(via pomelinefritches)

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

(via ayyyebrows)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via flomation)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via stateofpancake)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(via stateofpancake)

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST



just do it

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

just do it

(via ayyyebrows)

(via ianoshea)

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via exam)

(via stateofpancake)

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.

(via ianoshea)

light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.

light-smile-light-limb:

This is the most important post that has ever existed.

(via stateofpancake)

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

(via ayyyebrows)

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

(via ayyyebrows)

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

image

(via stateofpancake)

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